Entry Submitted by Heisenberg at 9:15 PM EST on February 7, 2018 A phallus is a penis, an object that resembles a penis, or a mimetic image ...
Entry Submitted by Heisenberg at 9:15 PM EST on February 7, 2018
A phallus is a penis, an object that resembles a penis, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically—or, more precisely, iconically—resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallus; however, such objects are more often referred to as being phallic. - Wiki
And that brings us to tonight's word: I GOT YOUR WASHINGTON MONUMENT RIGHT HERE
What's that the most interesting man in the world says? "I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Well, I don't often read Kim possible but when I do, it's chock full of pindar. Or as the kids on the street call it...dragon penis. The Oscar Meyer express. The devils choo choo. Tiny Elvis. And now, I can't get dragon pindar off my brain. But I will give props where props are due. With all the bugs planted throughout the pub, this is the biggest little stage in the universe. And for someone who has codes to unlock billions of dollars to be free style rapping about THE dragon penis...that's punk rock. I'll admit it. And its all got me pondering this quiet evening about our current male dominated society that's about to get a Bruce Jenner makeover. So while we wait.....
What exactly classifies ours as a male dominated society? Just look around for one. Most men are in seats of power. Most men have more money. Or getting paid more than their female counterparts for the same amount of work. And if you're a white male, you're doing the best. Better wages statistically than colored males and white women in the work force. I forget which one of these two are in the lead, but it's close. Unfortunately, colored women come in last. When you're dead last, even a Stepford wife sounds pretty good.
You know guys, I'll be the first to admit that although it's been a hard knock slave life for 13000 years, it could have been worse. We could have been the ones getting 70% wages right? We could have been the ones losing jobs in order to have children. Or having to walk with mace in hand to the car. Or the endless cat calls. #metoo. So when I hear the term "vagenda" (actually that's pretty funny, but that's not the point) given to women's rights, I gotta step back and count my blessings. But if this world is to truly be in harmony and balance, I must step back and walk a mile in those high heels. Do they come in red?
Just for giggles, while we wait, let's pour a cup of wavy gravy rocky mountain tea and go down the road of what could have been. What if instead of a reptilian (and 2 others) race that enslaved us (past tense), there was an all female 8 foot tall Amazonian race that decided to kidnap our dear Gaia and have us dig for gold. And let's just say they tinkered with our dna so much that us men were the birth dooers. Don't ask me how. Marketing is still on it but lets just say it hurts. Like really bad.
So now were the ones working for less pay with an extra mouth or two to feed. We're the ones after a messy divorce left to raise the kids. Maybe that one night in Philly after the eagles won the Superbowl wasnt such a good idea. Now we're the ones pumping our bodies full of birth control chemicals cause condoms don't feel good to our Amazonian queens. Maybe were the ones working for peanuts at the local breastaurant. But they're not "breastaurants" anymore cause it's a female dominated society right? So now it's the guys earning minimum wage at the local restoolrant...wrenchtaurant...restaurod...? Marketing is on it. Not my department. Some place called Banana Hammocks or Brass Ones. Degrading work but you gotta survive. Kids need new school clothes and that last table just stiffed you cause they found a hair in the ranch dressing. Not a pretty picture but it's accurate. If you take a second to look. If you dare turn around. What's that Bob Dylan quote?
You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all did tricks for you - Like A Rolling Stone
So for the newcomers, there was a dragon penis called pindar that ruled the world. A world of male dominance. Competition. Dog eat dog. Corporation. Starvation. Division. Slave sedation. And if look really really hard, you can see the homage in popular architecture. Its tricky but its there.
And another
And here's one that's bent, but that's ok.... cause no one is perfect.
(If you are going to Google "phallic architecture", please make sure there are no kids in room. Yeesh. These guys love their penises. That got dark fast)
But that was then... this is now. Exit the age of Pisces... enter a Devine Feminine age of Aquarius. It's time for herstory. And lucky for us men, its not a time for revenge. Its not a time to go to the other extreme end of the spectrum. It will be more of a balanced out society. Thank God, right guys? Cause I don't know how many of us could pull off a yellow banana hammock. Stats say not many millennials here. Gravity is a beeotch.
I'm ready for the Devine Feminine. Did you know U2 runs its organization with women at the helm? Makes me wonder who's the smarter sex. Who's able to manage in lieu of dominate. I think I'm going to have women run my business. Worth a shot. And God knows, I'm ready for more Devine Feminine architecture. (That's Hawaii by the way).
Somewhere off in the distance... in the town of Santa fe...nestled in the Sangre de Cristo mountains...I can hear the faint voice of Georgia OKeefe.... whispering thru the pines....I got your Washington monument right here.
Or maybe we should just stop with the reproductive architecture all together. Make it universal law. Too late to slip that into (:/) GESARA? Right next to the gold standard and peace on earth? Please, People Of Earth, we know rod shaped buildings and statues (especially with horse back riding white men on top ) have gotten way out of hand but going to the opposite extreme in support of the architectural vagenda is not the answer. It's time to live in balance. What's that?...Qatar World Cup 2022?... Do you have a picture?....May I see it?
Sweet fancy Moses.... F*** it. Build away, pervs.
And that's the word
Heisenberg
Ps. Hey Fireswan. Honeypot codes? Great band name.
https://youtu.be/IwOfCgkyEj0
https://youtu.be/fregObNcHC8
https://youtu.be/8Ex4MXBUGi8
https://youtu.be/o6f593X6rv8
https://youtu.be/_Vzwz7Nj-jo
https://youtu.be/jxkjidahB-c (Could not be embedded. ~ Dinar Chronicles)
https://youtu.be/Xci8hM42Cz0
https://youtu.be/qy-WDrhi8Cg
A phallus is a penis, an object that resembles a penis, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically—or, more precisely, iconically—resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallus; however, such objects are more often referred to as being phallic. - Wiki
And that brings us to tonight's word: I GOT YOUR WASHINGTON MONUMENT RIGHT HERE
What's that the most interesting man in the world says? "I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Well, I don't often read Kim possible but when I do, it's chock full of pindar. Or as the kids on the street call it...dragon penis. The Oscar Meyer express. The devils choo choo. Tiny Elvis. And now, I can't get dragon pindar off my brain. But I will give props where props are due. With all the bugs planted throughout the pub, this is the biggest little stage in the universe. And for someone who has codes to unlock billions of dollars to be free style rapping about THE dragon penis...that's punk rock. I'll admit it. And its all got me pondering this quiet evening about our current male dominated society that's about to get a Bruce Jenner makeover. So while we wait.....
What exactly classifies ours as a male dominated society? Just look around for one. Most men are in seats of power. Most men have more money. Or getting paid more than their female counterparts for the same amount of work. And if you're a white male, you're doing the best. Better wages statistically than colored males and white women in the work force. I forget which one of these two are in the lead, but it's close. Unfortunately, colored women come in last. When you're dead last, even a Stepford wife sounds pretty good.
You know guys, I'll be the first to admit that although it's been a hard knock slave life for 13000 years, it could have been worse. We could have been the ones getting 70% wages right? We could have been the ones losing jobs in order to have children. Or having to walk with mace in hand to the car. Or the endless cat calls. #metoo. So when I hear the term "vagenda" (actually that's pretty funny, but that's not the point) given to women's rights, I gotta step back and count my blessings. But if this world is to truly be in harmony and balance, I must step back and walk a mile in those high heels. Do they come in red?
Just for giggles, while we wait, let's pour a cup of wavy gravy rocky mountain tea and go down the road of what could have been. What if instead of a reptilian (and 2 others) race that enslaved us (past tense), there was an all female 8 foot tall Amazonian race that decided to kidnap our dear Gaia and have us dig for gold. And let's just say they tinkered with our dna so much that us men were the birth dooers. Don't ask me how. Marketing is still on it but lets just say it hurts. Like really bad.
So now were the ones working for less pay with an extra mouth or two to feed. We're the ones after a messy divorce left to raise the kids. Maybe that one night in Philly after the eagles won the Superbowl wasnt such a good idea. Now we're the ones pumping our bodies full of birth control chemicals cause condoms don't feel good to our Amazonian queens. Maybe were the ones working for peanuts at the local breastaurant. But they're not "breastaurants" anymore cause it's a female dominated society right? So now it's the guys earning minimum wage at the local restoolrant...wrenchtaurant...restaurod...? Marketing is on it. Not my department. Some place called Banana Hammocks or Brass Ones. Degrading work but you gotta survive. Kids need new school clothes and that last table just stiffed you cause they found a hair in the ranch dressing. Not a pretty picture but it's accurate. If you take a second to look. If you dare turn around. What's that Bob Dylan quote?
You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all did tricks for you - Like A Rolling Stone
So for the newcomers, there was a dragon penis called pindar that ruled the world. A world of male dominance. Competition. Dog eat dog. Corporation. Starvation. Division. Slave sedation. And if look really really hard, you can see the homage in popular architecture. Its tricky but its there.
And another
And here's one that's bent, but that's ok.... cause no one is perfect.
(If you are going to Google "phallic architecture", please make sure there are no kids in room. Yeesh. These guys love their penises. That got dark fast)
But that was then... this is now. Exit the age of Pisces... enter a Devine Feminine age of Aquarius. It's time for herstory. And lucky for us men, its not a time for revenge. Its not a time to go to the other extreme end of the spectrum. It will be more of a balanced out society. Thank God, right guys? Cause I don't know how many of us could pull off a yellow banana hammock. Stats say not many millennials here. Gravity is a beeotch.
I'm ready for the Devine Feminine. Did you know U2 runs its organization with women at the helm? Makes me wonder who's the smarter sex. Who's able to manage in lieu of dominate. I think I'm going to have women run my business. Worth a shot. And God knows, I'm ready for more Devine Feminine architecture. (That's Hawaii by the way).
Somewhere off in the distance... in the town of Santa fe...nestled in the Sangre de Cristo mountains...I can hear the faint voice of Georgia OKeefe.... whispering thru the pines....I got your Washington monument right here.
Or maybe we should just stop with the reproductive architecture all together. Make it universal law. Too late to slip that into (:/) GESARA? Right next to the gold standard and peace on earth? Please, People Of Earth, we know rod shaped buildings and statues (especially with horse back riding white men on top ) have gotten way out of hand but going to the opposite extreme in support of the architectural vagenda is not the answer. It's time to live in balance. What's that?...Qatar World Cup 2022?... Do you have a picture?....May I see it?
Sweet fancy Moses.... F*** it. Build away, pervs.
And that's the word
Heisenberg
Ps. Hey Fireswan. Honeypot codes? Great band name.
https://youtu.be/IwOfCgkyEj0
https://youtu.be/fregObNcHC8
https://youtu.be/8Ex4MXBUGi8
https://youtu.be/o6f593X6rv8
https://youtu.be/_Vzwz7Nj-jo
https://youtu.be/jxkjidahB-c (Could not be embedded. ~ Dinar Chronicles)
https://youtu.be/Xci8hM42Cz0
https://youtu.be/qy-WDrhi8Cg
"Like a Rolling Stone"
Once upon a time you dressed so fine
Threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you
People call say beware doll, you're bound to fall
You thought they were all kidding you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hanging out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
You've gone to the finest schools, alright Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
Nobody's ever taught you how to live out on the street
And now you're gonna have to get used to it
You say you never compromise
With the mystery trend, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And say do you want to make a deal
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
You never turned around to see the frowns
On the jugglers and the clowns
When they all come down and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on a chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discovered that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
Princess on a steeple and all the pretty people
They're all drinking, thinking that they've got it made
Exchanging all precious gifts
But you better take your diamond ring, you better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you've got no secrets to conceal
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
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